If you're reading this.. It's me, your buddy ole pal.. I've seen you happy, sad, mad, in love, heartbroken, single, married, divorced, clothed & naked. I've seen you puke, pee, poop..sometimes all 3 at the same time.. You met your BFF, BF, GF & baby daddy/momma on me.. I have seen you fight and I've seen you love... point is, I've always been here for you.. and always will be.