This is the place where I should explain why this place is so good. Okay. It's soooo good. Really, like good-good. Believe me, it's not only good, it's better!
Friendly staff, handsome staff, modest staff, blahhblaaahblaaahhhhh)
(also free internet&wifi, free coffee&tea, free towels and bedlinen, no lockout, no curfew)
For a little extra charge we do your laundry and tell horrible jokes in the meantime.