Nico's Restaurant 3.43

21 Lord Street
Port Campbell, VIC 3269
Australia

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Hello to youse alls i is NICO Lemoncello the grand don of my restaurant Mister Ron Llands is my alter ego. Over the following time i wills be tellings youse all about my self. I is proud to be on the book face, the last time i was i jhads my face in a book was when i is was readings Twenty One Ways To Wash Your Cat, very very intricate with manys good pictures> Myes blind friend freddy loves his brail version.Any hows I was borns as a baby to a mummy and my poppo daddy in Sicily and my four years age I established very sucksessfool newspaper business my own paper was called the Tribune Majestico and later becomes Nicos Testicle.I will brings to use facey books readers many of my best articles and advise so stayed plugged alert. running a businesse was hard with poppo nic at war with the east sicilians at the end of the street so ise had to raise all my brothers as poppo said in a smiling but menacing way looking at me with his machine gun pointed raise your broes he says on good sense a little bit of love and alot of cruelty is what our family motto is anyways they has turned outs not tooooo bads my younger brother now only fears mules leather guns westerns war movies small spaces oh and large spaces elevators anything really that takes him off the good including [platform foots wear lino any flower starting with the letter a d r t g h k l x v n and few other things but old big brother nico has plently of times to work on these minor character flooors. so any rates misses nic number twelve is calling me upstairs so i wills be back on this line agains soon as i says to all my loves good sex is like peeling an orange it just takes alot of practise